Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...

11/30/2005

"The people who make fucking mouse pads are SO unemployed."

posted by kneetszcoco at 7:55 AM | 1 comments

11/26/2005

"in all ACE galleries the walls go from the floor to the ground"

compliments of my new soon to be ex-boss. and can you imagine being so scared of someone that you can't even respond when they says shit like this? welcome to my world.
read more about him here:
http://www.laweekly.com/ink/03/47/features-mckenna.php

posted by joshua at 7:29 PM | 1 comments

11/24/2005

"i didn't talk to them about the camel-toe that country-mike's wife had when she was teaching us about line-dancing"

whats best is after this i said "who's country-mike"?

posted by joshua at 2:32 AM | 0 comments

"i wasn't goth, i was just theatrical"

posted by joshua at 2:31 AM | 0 comments

"dude, i got banned from the dancefloor at that wedding"

posted by joshua at 2:30 AM | 0 comments

11/21/2005

"i have violent belly-button lint"

posted by joshua at 10:29 PM | 2 comments

11/19/2005

"i'm a woman. and i use a napkin."

posted by umfufu at 8:44 AM | 0 comments

"I think your cum is poisonous. I have to go eat breakfast."

posted by umfufu at 8:42 AM | 1 comments

11/18/2005

"I knew you would noodle that pig."

posted by kneetszcoco at 7:37 AM | 0 comments

"there's a place for everyone in Burbank"

posted by joshua at 2:11 AM | 3 comments

11/15/2005

"dude, i totally had internet sex AGAIN last night"

posted by joshua at 9:16 AM | 1 comments

11/14/2005

"i've got a black belt... in ass-whoopin."

posted by umfufu at 5:07 PM | 1 comments

"i need a lot more balls than that."

posted by umfufu at 4:13 PM | 0 comments

"I totally know when to say when... The next day at least."

posted by umfufu at 1:59 PM | 2 comments

11/12/2005

"See, when I shut up I'm HUGE!"

posted by kneetszcoco at 12:33 PM | 0 comments

"Dude, I TOTALLY had internet sex last night."

posted by kneetszcoco at 12:32 PM | 0 comments

11/11/2005

"bend her over is the answer to all that ails you"

posted by joshua at 4:21 AM | 0 comments

"Lord of the Rings is Christian as hell, dude."

posted by kneetszcoco at 12:25 AM | 0 comments

11/10/2005

"My stomach is bored."

This was Lisa Y. minutes after a green tea
frappuccino, some hot tea, a giant freshly baked
chocolate chip cookie, and thirty seconds before some cashews.

posted by kneetszcoco at 8:10 AM | 0 comments

11/09/2005

"if they don't, it's totally because they're ah, you know, gender racist."

posted by umfufu at 1:27 PM | 0 comments

"That was tight. It took me like 3 hours but it was tight.""....That's what I said when I tried anal-sex for the first time!"

posted by umfufu at 12:51 PM | 0 comments

11/07/2005

B: "Awesome." L: "Balls?" B: "...I said awesome, you said balls." L: "Oh, I guess 'cause I knew you had balls on your mind, that's what I heard."

posted by kneetszcoco at 8:29 AM | 1 comments

11/06/2005

"their balls are real furry. don't they look good?"

posted by umfufu at 1:30 PM | 0 comments

11/05/2005

"i tuned my goose call today. yup."

overheard in a bar in henderson kentucky

posted by joshua at 6:22 PM | 0 comments

11/04/2005

"golf is like a little mini vacation"

posted by joshua at 10:09 PM | 0 comments

11/03/2005

"I'm a destructive force in the morning. I can't be trusted. I'm like a ninja."

posted by kneetszcoco at 8:06 AM | 0 comments

"I don't like breathing in the morning."

posted by kneetszcoco at 8:06 AM | 0 comments

11/01/2005

"You really think that looks like a penis? Even with all the bumps?"

posted by kneetszcoco at 8:02 AM | 1 comments