THE QUOTESBOOK: "That was tight. It took me like 3 hours but it was tight.""....That's what I said when I tried anal-sex for the first time!"

Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...