Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...

6/29/2006

"their relationship was doomed because he's a bloodthirsty destroyer of men"

6/24/2006

"Nice fountain. It's like, it wasn't enough to use all that concrete on the house, they had to put concrete decorations out front too."

6/23/2006

"those are silly and i can't believe prada makes them"

"Yo, whats the name of the guy that has to clean up the jiz on a porno set?" "P.A."

"Microsoft is a suburb of Seattle."

6/22/2006

"Did you just say that you waited tables at a petting zoo?"

6/21/2006

"He's into all these German magnets with crazy, nutty powers."

6/20/2006

"Pain hurts."

6/19/2006

"How do you expect to be rich if you can't even catch a few nuggets?"

6/14/2006

"how come they have their fishtank inside, instead of on the porch?"

"nothing with the word 'odyssey' in it will i watch"

"nothing is worse than space and robots"

6/12/2006

"Come down here and touch my breasts with your ear."

"I like it how she spits when she talks. It's kinda sexy. You know like that girl in 6th grade who had the really low voice..."

and the quote goes on, "...and she always had some crust around her mouth." "Crust?" "Yeah, you know, like some dried skin at the corners of her mouth, but she's still kinda sexy."

6/10/2006

"We should go to the Akbar sometime. It's a gay-bar, but it's pretty user-friendly."

"All throughout the interview he kept whipping out cock."

Referring to the word.

6/09/2006

"i hate "singing""

kristy watching...a group of people singing

6/08/2006

"I was thinking I should work on Sunday, but Vegas is pretty sweet too!"

6/07/2006

Don't get mad, get awesome!

6/06/2006

"That smells nice... smells like a 53 year-old realtor."

"I have a big tranny crush on him."

"Do you think I can write off my lessons and dancewear?"

6/04/2006

"If I ever come out of retirement I should probably go on vacation."

6/02/2006

"Man, eating ice-cream really makes you tired."

"No way, man, I have no idea how to show up in a foreign country and get girls." "Wads of cash, my friend. Wads of cash."