Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...

10/14/2007

"I like your brutal disregard for these midgets. I had a sense you were good at what you do."

10/09/2007

"I would totally play golf if I was here with the boys -- or my mom."

"I'm the only person who gains weight when he takes a shit."

10/01/2007

"I wish I could do whatever I wanted to my body in public."