Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...

1/25/2008

"[Big sigh...] I think I store all my bad feelings in my butt."

1/24/2008

"I would like to apply for you to shut the hell up."

1/17/2008

"Let me see what I could do here... Oh, I could swizzle my cortex."

1/16/2008

"i kissed your forehead to say goodbye, and it was like Whitney Houston onstage."

1/06/2008

"That is a quality belt, my friend."