"Do you like having sex with bread? What if it's zucchini bread?"

"I love cornbread. I could take a nap in cornbread."

Does this train stop at Brokeback Mountain?

A particularly well dressed homeless man was asking.

"it's like no thanks, i really have no desire to see my own nude back while i'm taking a shit."

"Following that line of logic you should just cum into a glass every morning and drink it."