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12/11/2008

"The last thing you want to do after a tough race is search for your balls."

Here is the whole quote, in all its glory: "You guys talk all tough, but when I was swimming in college, I'd have to compete in a size 26 or 28 speedo made out of special, non-flex material called a "paper suit." I'd often finish racing and have no idea where my balls were. Outside the suit? Inside the suit? In my chest? I'd always have to make sure they weren't exposed before I got out of the pool. The last thing you want to do after a tough race is search for your balls."