Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...

8/29/2007

"crack cocaine WAS my pimp."

8/22/2007

"Even if you fall down a hill, you gotta know, you could still get it on."

8/20/2007

"i'm standing in a field of shit, yelling at an 11 year old driving a freakin' car!"

8/19/2007

"There's a tasty snack inside my sack."

8/12/2007

"It's not easy being Jesus."