"They should make donut-sandwiches"

"Ben's the guy nobody wants at a Ouija party."

"i wouldn't want to be naked around a dogs mouth."

"Your ballsack ain't no spring-fresh neither"

"There's a reason we have the dicks man."

"Did you say he outdid him in cock rage?"

"They have a spam museum there. You can have your head carved out of spam."

"I don't need a whole man. Just his sperm."

"this america dude; if you run out of ice you've got nobody to blame but yourself"

"It's rape-time!" "NO, I hate rape-time!"

"yea, i wish i was more ignorant."

"i will BUY some frames, trust me!"

"maybe if i gave a shit i wouldn't care so much"

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"CAUTION - Contains Nuts"

On a NUT package - no shit!

"i need to get a challange so i can take the raines on this piece."

"It's just a little mood thing... just to make you feel something." "But I feel confusion."

ahhh, art talk.

"I really like this techno-screaming music."

"you gotta go to 'The Barn' in Kansas; they show the beaver"

G: "I'm getting married next week." B: "I didn't know you were engaged!" Lisa Y: "I didn't know you were straight."

"She sure has a lot of hair jewelry for someone who's about to die."

"How recent are these nuts?"

"the irony is that blues musicians are always happy"