"GIMME YOU!"

something you can say before tackling someone

"If I were in a cover band it would be called Jef Leppard."

"I got a new computer." "Now you can use the Interweb." "The what?" "The Interweb. Everybody's doing it."

"dude, looking good has a price. i pay it everyday"

"I took a picture of a zebra and I made the stripes red. It was crazy!"

Mike's dad discussing photoshop

"We should be careful: I'm starting to get used to the sight of our Big Dogs® clothes. My brain is accepting them as a normality."

www.bigdogs.com

"I'm blowing the lid off the 'seven herbs and spices'"

"I put some work in at Curtain Country dawg."

"I can hang a valance like nobody."

"Are those people doing the Arsenio?"

"I'd much rather meet an alien than an angel or a ghost."

This discussion was prompted by Styx's "Come Sail Away"

"Just squeeze in a few logs."

"To hear that song sung by someone who sings it... is pretty awesome."

in reference to "Memories" from Cats

"i'm on my way, i've got a Chimay"

"I gotta go train the Browns for the Superbowl."

poop yall, talkin bout poop.

"Does it make you feel better that I normally have a man rubbing lotion all over me?"

"Man, fuck that place, I hate that place" [5 minutes later] "Let's go that place I said fuck to earlier."

"why do penny slots when you could be doin' Henny shots?"

"ok, i got it. something like a birth fart."