THE QUOTESBOOK: "I got a new computer." "Now you can use the Interweb." "The what?" "The Interweb. Everybody's doing it."

Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...