Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...

5/25/2009

"Then I decided to put a banana in the margaritas so I could have one as dinner."

5/24/2009

i'll find a toilet to make out with you again.

Siouxzen, on why we don't make out.

5/08/2009

"gimme $500k and i'll tell you what's on my mind."

ben's take on my business savvy

5/01/2009

"my P was to close to my A."

literally...."that's what she said" re: the need to redo the address on a wedding invite.