Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...

1/29/2006

"Teeth are WAY too dangerous to be inside your mouth."

Continuing on... "They should be on your hands, or feet, or something."

1/23/2006

"for some reason, i understand butt."

"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There's only another fist."

1/22/2006

"i don't like bean skin"

"She's not Russian, she's just trashy"

1/20/2006

Serious science question here. How do you keep your dick from touching the water when you shit?

1/19/2006

"If you get me some sweet cake mix I will bake the shit out of that cake mix."

"I'm going to go work on some poo."

1/17/2006

"Where can we get some clown music?"

1/14/2006

"its weird. i hate poo, but i love the ass."

1/13/2006

"we should think about arson"

1/10/2006

"ill show YOU how to come the hard way"

i love craps

1/09/2006

"The glow is for dreams."

"There are some men who are so into breasts they don't mind having a pair themselves."

"Is cock-ring one word?"

"I have a cock ring story."

"This place has a certain paintball element to it."

Re: the Burbank Empire Center shoppers

"I'm white. I might as well act like it."

"I thought that guy was gay." "No, he's just really skinny."

"you guys wanna breakdance?"

1/08/2006

"I kinda wanna whip my dick out and piss on his face."

1/07/2006

"It's like hungry-butt, but in the front."

1/06/2006

"they should've called it 'bareback mountain'?