"Oh you're married? So would you eat your wife's placenta?"

"what IS that? it looks like he's wearing a plastic flower or a mini 'Simon Says' necklace."

she said this from afar, about one of those leather necklaces with a picture of Africa on them in yellow, red and green. the kind that like bbd rocked in '91.

"Tomatoes are obscene to me. They are like a sweaty whore."

"Nobody ever says anything good in Miami."

Sorry I have been absent! I was catching up on the posts and comments and this one killed me.

"maybe i'm crazy, but i fully believe that the desire to kill can be quelled by the sound of phil collin's voice."

"it had a head....it had a tail.....it was plus-sized."

"i'm afraid of parrots because they don't speak english diction."

"i'd be hanging out with Jin all day eatin' his fuckin' raw fish."