"they're just trying to prove that even if you get mauled by a dog, you can still be successful."

"Dusty nipples are... Nobody likes a dusty nipple."

I know, I know. My last post was a nipple one too...

"Abraham is going to hook you up with the best moyle."

"The guy with the big nipple apparently has a gun. Anyway, I just thought you should know."

"What you need is a hot room where you can eat pie."

"It should be a life goal of mine to eat a puffin. Or at least part of one."

the bird, not the cereal

"I guess that is why it isn't called a Bed & Dinner."

During a bleak raiding of the pantry in a late check-in at a Bed & Breakfast. We ended up eating some granola with half & half. Not too bad, in the end.

"so after the cage match, they hugged?" "yeah. and they really seemed to mean it, too."

post g.l.o.w. wrap-up

SPURT/SPEW VALVE

some Engrish

"I hate his beard. It just looks like hair on his face. You know, not beard hair, just head hair."

I have enough to worry about as it is without getting the internet involved

my friend in santa cruz, the last remaining off-line person i know

"Apples and corn, together at last."

Korean Waldorf salad

"The depth of her insanity is insane."

Not a quote exactly

But I had to big-up this site: hotchicks with douch bags

"it's loud, it's full of long-chain hydrocarbons, but it's fun. i can't deny it."

a hippie's take on motocross

"Did you throw up?" "Not out of my mouth."

Stop eating those hater-tots and come eat these tater-tots

This will fit in your freezer, I should know, I'm a professional freezer packer.

Why can't all these people just get off my nuts?