"Teeth are WAY too dangerous to be inside your mouth."

Continuing on... "They should be on your hands, or feet, or something."

"for some reason, i understand butt."

"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There's only another fist."

"i don't like bean skin"

"She's not Russian, she's just trashy"

Serious science question here. How do you keep your dick from touching the water when you shit?

"If you get me some sweet cake mix I will bake the shit out of that cake mix."

"I'm going to go work on some poo."

"Where can we get some clown music?"

"its weird. i hate poo, but i love the ass."

"we should think about arson"

"ill show YOU how to come the hard way"

i love craps

"The glow is for dreams."

"There are some men who are so into breasts they don't mind having a pair themselves."

"Is cock-ring one word?"

"I have a cock ring story."

"This place has a certain paintball element to it."

Re: the Burbank Empire Center shoppers

"I'm white. I might as well act like it."

"I thought that guy was gay." "No, he's just really skinny."

"you guys wanna breakdance?"

"I kinda wanna whip my dick out and piss on his face."

"It's like hungry-butt, but in the front."

"they should've called it 'bareback mountain'?