"dogs are pretty much the 'lil jons of the linguistic community"

"... not that racism is a good thing."

"sticks and stones - FUCK YOU"

"All our stupid shit we should make ourselves."

"those 'meaningful' dates suck"

"when i roll out for the night, i always just assume people know who i am"

"Wow, you could really fuck somebody up with this thing." "Yeah, it's like smacking somebody with a fish!"

"You can tell that he's got something big going on there... In the general shape... I'm gonna shut up now."

Lisa Y. in regards to Umfufu's favorite, Jason Statham

"Black booty never hurt anyone."

"You've never googled yourself? I google myself about once a week, just to see if I'm up to anything new."

"Quarters are worth so much more than 25 cents."

"What is your name again?" "Ginormous." "Are YOU Ginormous?" "Yes. I'm Ginormous."

there were no innuendoes at the time this was said

"i know a lot of people, on drugs, and such"

"that dog there it'd a bit your ass continuously"

"there are stupid people everywhere; epecially in australia"

"Oh wait! I DIDN'T put my dirty napkin on them, just my dirty fork." [removes fork] "Look, just like fresh!"

"You can have my leftovers, except there aren't many left. And I put my dirty napkin on top of them."