"there was absolutely no delay in his aquisition of a crackhead."

this was in response to my contractor telling me that he was going to get a crackhead to move this huge pile of debris into a dumpster. he then walked out the door, and in less than 60 seconds (NO exaggeration) walked back around the corner....with a crackhead. who by the way then proceeded to kick ASS and do more work in 20 minutes than the whole rest of the team combined. life lesson: crackheads will move a LOT of huge metal and broken glass and concrete debris for you in record time for $20. and in miami they can apparently be found, on demand, in under one minute.