THE QUOTESBOOK: "I don't consider myself to be a musician, and I definitely don't consider myself to be a jammer -- that's what they call them: jammers."

Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...