THE QUOTESBOOK: "I have a key." "We should sneak in there and do it." "They have cameras." "We'll wear masks." "What if they recognize my ass?"

Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...