THE QUOTESBOOK: "Did you guys talk about his soon-to-be-wife?" "A little bit. Mostly we talked about samurai and boxing. And ninjas."

Okay, you all know the deal. It's about capturing those pieces of speak that are f-in amazing out of context. We want only those heard or overheard directly. It's up to the poster to give as much or as little info as desired. Rock on...